Hello Summoner!
You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics.

Unknown English Teacher (via memewhore)

How can we start a retirement plan

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kirrys:

Dios De Los Muertos Thresh!

LMAO my ingame screenshot mockups are laughably horrible. But hopefully, you are enchanted as much as I am by the idea of a happy mariachi skeleton band.

I need this.

food52:

Just… whoa.

Recipes Suspended in Air via Honestly Yum

kennoarkkan:

wannabeanimator:

'The Secret to Composition' tutorial

gah i was thinking on doing a tutorial on this theme cuz it’s not as covered, and right there appears an amazing guide. this is why i don’t bother with any tutorials »

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k009:

In pain

k009:

In pain

k009:

Must be something nice

k009:

Must be something nice

k009:

That’s okay though

k009:

That’s okay though

k009:

learning curve is hard

k009:

learning curve is hard